"Hey, you don't look too bad yourself!"
Joe Adams aka Joe Bascopolous: Well, now this is quite a surprise!
Dorothy Bryant: Not particularly. It so happens I rather expected it. And if you think your persistence is going to have any effect on me, you're mistaken.
Joe Adams aka Joe Bascopolous: Well, I can't see how you people can pass up $80,000 for the cause.
Dorothy Bryant: For whose cause? If you're so interested in serving your cause, why don't you join the Army?
Blood Bank Nurse: Next, please!
Joe Adams aka Joe Bascopolous: Oh...
[produces draft card]
Joe Adams aka Joe Bascopolous: 4F.
Dorothy Bryant: You look 1A to me.
Joe Adams aka Joe Bascopolous: Hey, you don't look too bad yourself!
[He chuckle, she stares, he lets out awkward groan]
Joe Adams aka Joe Bascopolous: Well, it's my arteries.
Blood Bank Nurse: Right this way...
Dorothy Bryant: Well, should you be giving blood?
Joe Adams aka Joe Bascopolous: Oh, well... my blood's 1A, just my arteries are 4F.
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